I was bullshitting around on Newgrounds, and I swear to god... well, lemme retell the stories I have.

STORY #1: A "20" year old named "UniqueName"

I saw a game on April 1st, called Bounty Hunter RPG. The game was fun, but the graphics were not so great. So I make a review about it, at first giving it a 1, but after consideration, want to give it a 4. Silly me, I didn't change it. So anyway, I tell him that if he cleans up the animation, and drawing, he could really go far with this series of his.

Asshole takes my review the wrong way, and calls me out on not having any submissions (coming from a guy who has like 8 submissions that are all the same god-damn thing...) and says my Profile is geeky. I get on my 2nd account for responding to hateful responds to my reviews, and tell him I meant no harm. He thinks it so I feel cool with some random kids from hell knows where, and responds angrily saying he's "...gonna come to NY to give you a good slap" or something. I don't know where this "englishman" lives, but he's crazy if he thinks he's fooling anybody with that almost profile sound of a German accent. He says I don't know how hard it is to animate, but, alas, I do. He doesn't know how lame his animations ARE! He has like... this stick figure ninjas with a circle slit for eyes. "Jeff" looks like this fatso with pubic hair growing from his face, and blue eyes that look like he's going to burst into tears. I don't mean to sound so harsh, but this dude needs to calm the fuck down to criticism.

So guy, I call for peace, but you give me none. Fuck off.

Story #2: El-Fago of NG. Founder of the KKK (no, a different one)

So this guy, thinking he has a revolutionary idea, creates an ANTI-KITTY KREW! ZOMG! WHY DIDNT WE TINK OF DAT!!!!! HE BE TEH UBER SAMRTZ! Oh wait, we DID think of that! He says he will beat them, where the others failed. Yet, making a flash with dancing penises IS FAILING. I check out the site, and he has a good idea to stop spamming. "If you don't post in a day, you get banned." So? The spam bots and DeadDuck will just work that much faster, dummy. He creates a fake account that won't be gay bombed, (actually a good idea) and starts to work. Has he? Nope! I respond to his flash Annialate the KK, telling him he will fail. He tells me to suck his back (Dane Cook references are never funny) and places unneeded periods all over (obviously he was having his.) Well, he seems to be inactive, so this issue resolved itself.

Story #3: hi111 on Cat Urine (South Park is fun to refer to ;P)

So an old member of the Shades Gang was found hating on us on his profile, so I give him a piece of my mind. He tells me that the SG is gay, and he should know since he was part of us long ago, when we had a crappy InvisionFree forum, a dumb leader, and a poor system. He thinks he can judge us still, but he epically fails.

Story #4: "NG users are dumb!"

BuddaGeo made a flash that was going to pass because of the huge file size... according to him. And it did. Many people agreed that it was going to pass because "NG users don't care what the flash is about, as long as they get their protection points." PicoZX said "I see so much KK stuff pass, and good flash never pass judgement."

Now, if any of you have read any of my posts that were deleted, you could have read this:

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Metal Gear Awesome 3 on 3/1/08 at 11:43:36 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Concept was weak. But not as weak as the reviewers
Review: All you guys posting "I hate the Kitty Krew! Wah wah wah! Whine whine whine, bitch bitch bitch! Kitty Krew is dumb fag stupid gay retard group! Wahhh!", need to see a doctor or something. So they make a bunch of worthless spam, go cut yourself and make everyone happy. They aren't hurting anyone, and if you were to actually think this was the REAL MGA3, then you are an idiot.

This needed more of a joke, and less of a loop. As previously said, "It was funny for a bout a second."

This has a score? Of course! THere's been MUCH worse to pass. There is obviously an explanation for why this passed. I happen to know that reason, but will disclose it because I understand why they do it. So, deal with this bullshit people, and get on with your adolescene nerdy lives.

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Yes, I know the deep dark secret of how the KK stuff passes. And no, its not mass voting, which was one theory that was accepted by NG users and the KK just went along with it. They have such a small userbase for that to work correctly.

And no, it's impossible tfor the NG users to have voted it into place... most of us HATE THEM! As you refer back to story 1, people keep creating hate crews against the KK. So why would they want to Protect KK flash? Could they not tell from the:
1. [KK] sign posted in the title?
2. Hitler and hentai in the title?
3. The description has search tags in it?
4. The authors are (included but not limited to) LordZezembork, Magyarr, BigFuzzyKitten, Deadduck, etc.?
5. Unreasonable flash concept? (ex. Metal Gear Awesome 3 out the say after Metal Gear Awesome 2's release.)

If you cannot understand this, honestly, go back to school.

I will not tell the secret, for it is guarded by me, because I understand DeadDuck's theory. And I will not let their power to be used by others, lest NG crumbles for my doing. DeadDuck has given the KK the power, for only spamming. If it got out, Everything, by Everyone would turn into Everything, Controlled By Everyone. If you find out the secret on your own, NEVER let it out.

Well, that was an hour well spent (lol). Insomnia sucks...